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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Summer Game Fest June 2025: Everything announced - Eurogamer

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

'Hertz Would Never:' Man Gets Pulled Over In a Rental. Then He Reaches For the Enterprise Car’s Registration - Motor1.com

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Turning the Red Planet green? It's time to take terraforming Mars seriously, scientists say - Space

No way

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

How cultural transmission changed across 3.3 million years of human evolution - Phys.org

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ soars in box office debut with $83.7 million, beating ‘Lilo & Stitch’ - AP News

share office space ...

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Redefining physics to roll a ball vertically - Phys.org

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?