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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:59

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Summer Game Fest June 2025: Everything announced - Eurogamer
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Turning the Red Planet green? It's time to take terraforming Mars seriously, scientists say - Space
No way
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
How cultural transmission changed across 3.3 million years of human evolution - Phys.org
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Redefining physics to roll a ball vertically - Phys.org
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?